Smart-Ass answers to Stupid-Ass Bumper Stickers

Here's a new one I saw recently...
"I never thought I'd miss Nixon"

Answer...
"I never thought I would miss Clinton! OH I DON'T!"

Chicken Poop For Sale

I recently drove by Walgreens in New Hartford New York and while stopped at a light I saw one of those lighted signs that tells you what deals are available at Walgreens that day, week, etc. Well, much to my delight, this day, the sign scrolled through a few great deals like photo CD's, etc. Then it happened. The sign scrolled to the special on "Chicken Poop." I wondered was there a disgruntled employee, former employee turned hacker or just a wiseass. No matter to me though, because whatever their intentions, the result was hilarity, plain and simple.

Mike Arcuri For President

One Senate Campaign: $500,000.00

Overpriced Suite to Meet Bill Clinton In: $800.00

Speech Writer To Sound Eloquent: $2,000.00

Post-Election Pictures of Wiener, sorry, Winner...

...PRICELESS...

Pictures of Christina Aguilera Topless

Funny Ass Answers to Stupid Ass Bumper Stickers

So, you have a message and you only have 12 to 20 inches to make your point. And that gosh darned twenty year old van is pretty much falling apart. Hmmmm, what a dilemma. What shall we do? I KNOW, let's get a message through and glue the car back together at the same time. Let's put the message on a bondo-backed message board. And we shall call it a bumper sticker. And we shall go forth and spread our message for free throughout the ignorant masses.

And hence was born the bumper sticker. But why is it always liberal leftists and communists who use bumper stickers? Why can't I look stupid too! This IS STILL AMERICA, isn't it? Hence was born, the conservative answers bumper stickers. BUT, DON'T stick them on your car stupid. That ruins it. I'm not even stupid enough to put a STICKER on my 94 Concord, but some people are! So here we go. My first answer sticker.

Stupid Ass Sticker

Funny Ass Answer

Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

Many of you might have heard the insanity of the 911 calls gone crazy. Well, I also took note that the women both had one other thing in common. Not that it matters, but hell it's funny!

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Christmas Gift For France 

Visual Politics

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